- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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