A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Penis

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Antijokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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