- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

whos district champs not JM

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Hail Hitler

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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