- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What comes after 69? 70

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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