- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

You sick fiend

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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