Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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