roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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