If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Mahmy

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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