What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

penis. nuff said.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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