- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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