- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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