- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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