You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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