Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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DERP

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Christ is a conspiracy

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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