- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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