Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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The WNBA

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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