- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Womens rights

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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