- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

XD Jackass.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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