Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Heskey time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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