What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Boner

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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