- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

-knock knock! -doors open

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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