I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Mogok Papiti.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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