Women's Rights

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the midget went to the midget store

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Penis

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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