- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

mitchell palmer sucks

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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