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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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