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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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