What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Guest what? Dog

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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