What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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