Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Guest what? Dog

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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