- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

knock knock

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

No soup for you!

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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