- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your gay

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

You're so sweet I have diabetes

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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