- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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