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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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