A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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