Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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