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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Hellen keller

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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