- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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