- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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