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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Beka has AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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