I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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