The truth is he loves her!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I had friends on the Death Star.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Trump will make America great again.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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