What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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