I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Asians.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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