- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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