- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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