- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why didn't he finish his

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

whats white jizz

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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