Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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