Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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