- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Women's rights

sweating like antoni with a girl

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Women's rights

sweating like antoni with a girl

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies