What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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