The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Anti Joke

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