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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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