What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Jack Stevens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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