Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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