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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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