- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I have a horse.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

sorry got to poo

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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