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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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