A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

women's rights

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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