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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.