- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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