- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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