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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

whats brown and booky a book.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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