how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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