- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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