- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Vagina cream... end of story

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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