I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Jack Stevens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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