Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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