How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A person from Singapore eats

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

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