- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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