- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

SUCK MY NUTS

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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