What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

I am a women

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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