So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

binladin walks into the american seals

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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