Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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autsim

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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alert("Hello");

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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