What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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