Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A hill billy went fishing

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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