Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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