- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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