- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats worse than gill? nothing

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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