Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

WNBA

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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