Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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nothing

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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He--Hey guys

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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