Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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