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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Jesus Christ

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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