- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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