Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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roak

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Once upon a time a was born

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