why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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