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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Women's Rights..

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds