"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Ring Ring Hello? Click

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

No

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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