- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the fish say after he

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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