- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A seal walks into a club.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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