wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

think twice or at least think

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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