If the 49ers won the superbowl

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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