- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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