Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

2 black kids walk into school

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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