Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Donald Trump

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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