- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

tea with milk?

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Okay.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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