What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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