Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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