- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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