- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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