Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Kys

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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