what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

You bumder!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Republicans

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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