Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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