Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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