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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

get in the car.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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