- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

You know what's funny? Rape

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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