yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Blacks

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Steven hawkings shook my hand

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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