Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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