- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call an arab ?

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