How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Lets Go Lakers!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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