- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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