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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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