- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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