Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

John Cena

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A Duck walks into a bar.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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