- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Your face

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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