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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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