what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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