- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Anthony sucks

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Lets Go Lakers!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why can't jokes spit?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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