An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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