how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

binladin walks into the american seals

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Soccer...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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