- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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