How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What are annoying? Ads.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

The game.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

who's a slut... you're mom

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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