- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

your mama so old, shes dead.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

whats worse than gill? nothing

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