What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Your mums a potato

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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