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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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