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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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