Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Blacks

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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